Friday, July 17, 2009

Savage Gardener

Seldom does something cause me to be violent and aggressive. I am not one that can kill a thing without thinking twice. In fact I have been known to take pity on mice, rats, snakes, spiders and all manner of pesky or dangerous wild-life. It is not in my nature to hurt or destroy...but I have found one exception. There is one thing on which I will take no pity and have no mercy! I attack it will a vengeance unmitigated. Determinedly I assail it with a shovel, even fighting it with my own bare (yet gloved) hands until I have finished it off once and for all!! I will not rest until it is cut off from all life support and hurled into the trash!!!

What is this horrid thing you ask?...


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